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Wizard: Adventures in Two Worlds
by Masked Stranger
Two Worlds, One Wizard, Infinite Wonders.Carl has the ability of freely traveling between two different worlds. What did he do with this power?Breathing techniques? Mastered.Legendary weapons? Claimed.Mysterious beauties? Well… let’s just say they noticed.Armed with a sharp mind and powerful witchcraft, Carl begins his rise from nobody to legend in not one but two worlds. When the rules don’t apply, why not rewrite them?
I Became a Plutocrat in World War I: Starting with Saving France
by Steel Wing Iron Cavalry
No system, pure time travel, relying on intelligence and knowledge to control the situation, do not enter if you do not like it.-----------------------The protagonist travels to the Republic of France and becomes a quasi-rich third generation in a family of agricultural tractors.Unfortunately, it is near Paris. The Germans will soon come here, and to preserve the family, France must be saved.Gallieni: "God, the enemy actually presented their flank to us!"Xia Fei: "This can't be true, could it be…
Alternate World: I Started With Two SSS Templates
by Cold Fried Anchovies
He was the guardian with the most powerful talent of this era!However, no one knew that he had a second template. His swords could slash through the flesh of his enemies and his soul could besiege the spirit of gods!The others might have seen an obese Sword Saint before, but they definitely had not seen a full time meat shield whose attack was through the roof!
Shocking World War Emperor
by 0 Dust
Gold, wood, water, fire, earth, wind and thunder are the seven elements in the world. Everything in the world is made up of one or more of them. As long as the structure is set up, and then according to a certain proportion, in a specific position, add the right amount of elemental energy with different attributes, you can create everything in the world! And, I, Xiao Ye, am the master of the elements. …… …… Young Ling Chen awakens a mysterious physique, and from then on, he defeats the geniuses,…
Two Worlds: An Immortal’s Journey with a Villaness
by DD_TheDreamer
Helpless.That's the only word that could explain Li Chen's life.At twenty one, he was the most famous author because of his ongoing book; Calamity Rise.Unfortunately, his great life took an unexpected turn as he found himself in his story and as the Villainess slave! What? A Duke offended the underworld queen and her slave wiped out the entire dukedom just by waving his hands! Follow Li Chen in his quest for freedom from his story.What will be his reaction when he discovers, People in the real w…
Two Worlds at a Time
by thelightedghost
Did I just get reincarnated to the old self and the old world? What the hell kind of reincarnation is this? And that too no system? Fine. I guess I will do things this time differently. But wait what is these two white bulbs inside my head that I can even internally see. Is that the system? Nope. It's better than I thought. Follow Aric has he gets access to two different universes, one based on magic and other based on technology. Now he can teleport to two different universes whenever he wishes…
Rise of the Arms Dealer in the World War
by billionairegameon
An unrighteous and a cold hearted man. a villain who struggled from the bottom to the top of society. to overcome his foes he chose to be ruthless and immoral.In a world full of cruelty Jon Hardy had no intention to hold back.A story of a man who traveled back to 1945 equipped with his knowledge of the future and his profound wisdom, Jon Hardy is determined to pursue his ultimate goal once again.
The First Magic World War
by Wandering Toad
Charlotte Meklen had crossed into the Fars Empire, seeking only to become a civil servant in a different continent. She wasn't a combatant...But who would have thought that even clerical staff would end up on the battlefield!
Two Omegas Destroy the Worlds of Alphas [BL]
by Aries_Monx
Ren Jidian is an Omega who had a long-time crush on his Omega best friend, Wei Sizhi. One day he managed to confess his feelings and the two boys elope together, only to be hit by a truck and transmigrated to cruel worlds as star-crossed, tragic lovers!With the whole world keeping them apart, would they still be able to get their Happy Ending in the end?Or would it be a tragedy for a love that was never meant to be?Ren Jidian: "I will keep fighting for you, Zhi-Zhi! No matter what it takes! I wi…
Civilization: Beyond Two Worlds
by His Majesty Scholar
Synopsis one: “The people here aren’t innocent. They’re cunning, they’re greedy, they’re ruthless.” “The nobles here aren’t noble. They’re selfish, they’re arrogant, they’re schemers.” “I was once furious about this. But now, I just pity them. This is a dark world, from the moment they were born, they had no choice but to live life like this. Now, I will give them a choice.” “I want to bring them food so they can be freed from hunger, that will give them morals. I want to bring them peace, so th…
EFFORIA WORLD AT WAR
by SIR_NoNChalant
He hasn't had the best life, in fact, some would argue that his life couldn't have been worse, but there's still hope, even for a nihilist. As when an expedition to colonize the moon quickly turns into a disaster, he is swallowed whole by an anomaly and spat out somewhere completely different.Here one can conjure flames with words and summon thunderclouds with a shout, but it's not all fantasia and ecstasy. The world seemed peaceful enough, but as he learns more and more. He realizes everything …
Conquest Carnival: Two Worlds Collide
by MisterFlare
With a dark past driving him to work harder than most, Zack Rivera entered college two years early as a High Honors Student.As a result, he found himself with just enough money for an Immersive Virtual Reality Kit, and a pre-order for Conquest Carnival.In the two years between then and now, he had developed a passion for IVR Gaming, going so far as to get a world record for his favorite game! Thus, he had become a famed speedrunner known as HypeBeast27. Unfortunately though, due to his strict ac…
Forbidden Love: When Two Worlds Collide
by Tatum_Whispers
Take a seat for this roller coaster ride is about to start. Carson Antoni, the heir to the Antoni Crime Family, has been designed to break any woman’s heart. His body is carved to perfection. His biceps clench and flex, and his abs tighten with his every movement. He is powerful and elegant. Drawn to danger and a determination to conquer.Tasnim Devereaux is strong and wilful. She is mysterious but the girl that every man desires. She presents all the things that Carson cannot have, and this is t…
Two Worlds: Same But Different
by BadMindDarkRaven
Check out my other novel: Blood Assimilation!! If you like Dark and OP protagonists, then this might be the one for you....A young man strives for greater strength, his aim was only to prove to the world that he can attain his own freedom from this shackled world they live in. He, who was looked down upon before was chosen by what will change his fate, from one who couldn't practice any cultivation technique in this world to one who dominates this world and more. Read to find out how, or what h…
Reborn: My Two Systems at War
by AnonymUser
A young girl opened her eyes, the left one glowing blue and the right one glowing red. With a smile, she looked at the bars on her window.The invisible force swirled on the tips of her fingers, making her smile even deeper.'Now, I don't know if I am lucky or unlucky.'She was framed and locked away. She was alone and cold. However, now she has awakened the memories of her past life, filled with betrayal and her two systems.'A world of magic? A world of space-faring ships? I will make them both mi…
Caught Between Two Worlds
by RoseOfBlues
All Celestine ever wanted was to be someone powerful so that she won't be looked down upon. That was what she wished on a blissful night. And that very wish made her life go downhill years later ever since she came across a sacred pendant.When an invitation lands on her lap to the most prestigious university of Adrian, nothing could stop her from going there. That is until her life gets entwined with two men, the cruellest foes of each other which she wishes to escape from. But the universe pain…
Recipe for Two
by Tia Fielding
Wyatt Abbot is 19. On the outside, he lives the perfect life. He has a loving family, he’s wealthy, and he has just been given the opportunity to travel to Paris and train under one of the world’s best pastry chefs. But underneath all that, Wyatt is struggling. He’s battling anxiety, he’s scared of the future, and he’s struggling to come to terms with the fact that he’s genderfluid.<br><br>Izzy Kostas is 28, and on parole. When he gets a job at Abbot Organic Produce, it’s a chance for a new star…
Porter of Two Worlds
by Shi Wen
With the ability to freely travel between Earth and a fantasy world, Bai Yang became a porter of two worlds...His objective was to establish a production line that would daily yield hundreds of millions of pills, pellets, and artifacts…